FUH2
Nibbling away on chicken salad and surfing through the daily blog roll today at work, i paused for a fair bit at Currylingus's post on the 'official H2 salute' which happens to be a?... 'a birdie' !!
hmm....
.... i agree completely - sure there is a bit of hidden jealousy there .... but im goin to hide behind my enviornment friendly facade and say "hello !! oil is running out - we should be conserving and this gas guzzler aint helping + i really dont want a lane hoarder like an h2 giving me a hardshoulder .. do i !? "
I guess there are a lotta ppl out there who feel the same way about the H2.
Check out this fun website called FUH2 and join the community of H2 despisers you guys.
Funny thing though .... just as i finished reading the post on currylingus's ... Shk.Mo comes into my office and says "Raj..i think you will want to see my new car"
DAMN !!! this car was PIMP !! Red interiors and chrome+chrome+chrome everywhere.. and guess what he said he was going to get the door to open up ( like one of them lamborghinis ) .. damn... thats gonna be just PIMPER !! huh ??
How could i resist and not join the evergrowing international community of FUH2's out there.. so thats my submission !! HAH! take that you H2 lovers you !! ( nothing personal Mo ... even though i hate this car because i cant have it ... you still owe me a ride in this pimp machine.. daymn ! )
daymn!
June 7th, 2005 - 21:00
Oh, lovely bird: straight finger position, good camera angle, cheekymonkey smile. FIERCE.
June 7th, 2005 - 21:13
Yeah right. Sheikh Mo. Hah!
BTW – you’ve piddled with your site and your fonts have gone horrible. Pls fix!
June 7th, 2005 - 22:23
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June 7th, 2005 - 22:42
Damn skippy, you spineless anonymous bastard. Also, I should be in what? The H2?
June 7th, 2005 - 22:46
I’m too tired to be witty. I think Hummers are hideous. People who own them ought not to exist (remind me to update the list). Raj, (daym that’s a good name) not only are you bloody adorable, but you’re damn funny too. Neha, you hoe, remind me to rent one of these bad boys when you’re in town. We’ll belt him to an H2 and chuck him in the Creek.
June 7th, 2005 - 23:26
WOW… i step out for an hour and i miss out on so much !! whose skippy !?
+ Neha.. you know this anonymous commentator !? who is it ?
+ ANON.. who are you ?? and what should neha be in ?? tell tell tell …… ;P
+ AW.. Wolfe !! these Hummers arent really that bad… i mean they are big and drink lots of fuel .. and are great to be in when you break into a fit of road rage on Shk Zayed rd !! ;P
+ Keefieboy !! I SWEAR TO YOU … it IS Shk.Mo….
Alright … its not the Shk.Mo you are thinking of .. but it is a Shk.Mo…. you are just going to have to trust me on that, cuz i dont have the liberty to write in detail about certain colleagues and friends of mine.
btw am trying to fix the font issue … havent been able to figure out why its happening … cuz it seems to work alright on most systems… any suggestions !?
June 8th, 2005 - 00:01
Damn!! Now thats a fine looking ve-hi-cle…. pimped to the prime.
Regarding font issue – I think it’s coz you used % instead of px when declaring font sizes (you also forgot to add ‘px’ after declaring font-size: 10). And make sure you add a few font-family options as well – Verdana, Lucida Grande, Arial etc… this way older browsers will still have an option.
Another sweet place to check your site before it goes live is Browsercam.com
Hope this help
June 8th, 2005 - 00:14
Attention, it is I, your royal hoeness.
Rrraj, I have no idea which unsanitary anus this Anon person crawled out of.
Wolfe, this H2 could fit millions of strippers. Millions! People will stare in wonder at us “wow, those aren’t hoes, those are pimps!”
Keefieboy, err, hi there, hey there, hoe there!
June 8th, 2005 - 02:20
Isn’t ‘hoe’ a agricultural/horticultural tool that makes weeding, edging and sod removal easy ?
why are people being called hoes here?
I don’t get it.
June 8th, 2005 - 06:33
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June 8th, 2005 - 08:06
hahaa….
from ‘hummers to hoes’
and ‘fonts to strippers’
from ‘farming to birdies’
and ‘abuses to slangs’
this post’s got it all – come one come all ;P
June 8th, 2005 - 12:36
Rollin’ wit ma homies.. *singing off-key*
June 8th, 2005 - 18:11
Anonymous: i was commenting on the flipping bird when someone called me a ‘hoe’, was it you? You spelled it wrong, I think it’s just ‘Ho’. Plural, Hoez. Sometimes short for, Ho-bag. Masculine, He-ho.
June 8th, 2005 - 22:50
Gandi chokri, su vaat kare che?!
June 9th, 2005 - 00:32
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June 9th, 2005 - 00:57
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June 9th, 2005 - 02:18
anonymous … u’ve got issues dude ….
have you been approached by mr.springer yet !?
June 9th, 2005 - 16:41
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June 9th, 2005 - 17:40
Sod removal *giggle* That’s funny.
I think Anon is just misunderstood. Plus his description of Neha’s facial features gets me all wet.
Rrraj, be nice to the chap. He’s not as cool as you are. Plus Neha doesn’t post comments on his blog. It’s enough to drive a man insane.
June 9th, 2005 - 19:12
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June 9th, 2005 - 19:58
Oh HELL YEA. delete delete delete. it’s the same ass that was commenting on desi nashaa isn’t it? why does your comment window even allow for anonymous comments? someone needs an upgrade!
time for me go throw up my breakfast and blow my massive nose. how’s that for sexy!
June 10th, 2005 - 10:58
yea.. i think its the same loser .. anyway .. all deleted now!
u go blow your massive nose and i’ll look into the upgrade ;P
June 18th, 2005 - 15:45
Flipping heck (as we say in England) – I turned my back and missed out on all those deleted comments, and all the chat about gardening implements.
Ooh, look at that ‘this blog does not allow anon comments’! How d’ya do that Raj?
June 25th, 2005 - 10:52
‘flipping heck’ is right keefieboy
some guy from loserville decided that it was funny to post anonymous abusive comments dissing me and others who commented on this blog and i guess the least i could do is ban all anon comments.