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13Jul/0517

The Bubble Condition

Was reading Curry's latest post on 'the bubble' this morning and its something that ive been pondering about too.

I only realized that the bubble was taking over AGAIN when the symptoms became more apparent - the ever so familiar nausea accompanied with an odd sense of superficial comfort that makes one utter the deceptive words 'aah! lifes good'. The doctor said it was merely a case of a 'common bubble condition' ... it would pass.

Am i losing some of you ?? :P well .. most expats like Curry, Champagne, Adnan, Atheeqe and myself who have been born and bred in this city and quite inadvertently lived here for most of our lives, would know what im blogging about .. i guess... i hope. For the rest of y'all let me demystify the chatter behind 'the bubble condition'

UAE tends to be just one of those blissfull countires where kids are raised, pampered and protected from the harsh lessons that life generally teaches kids growing up elsewhere. Mercs and Beems are the second car on the road and one in every five cars around has a millionare in it (a useless but true fact, based on recent studies). So you see, its not peculiar for one to grow up thinking that such is normality... or grow up believing that only wealth defines success. Ironically, in the bubble, one grows up but never does grow up at all.

Usually, there comes an epipheneous moment for some where the existence of this matrix becomes clear and setting forth towards lands far and beyond 'in search of the ring' becomes imperative. 'Pop' goes the bubble and 'Tap' go the heels.

In time however, few return to be consumed again, some return to bid adieu and others never look back. Life as we know it, is usually never the same for those who return. They begin to suffer from momentary bursts of soul searching, day dreaming and mood swings, that are accompanied by reminiscing conversations that begin with 'back in .... ' and end with a *sigh*

In some very extreme cases of denial, alternative stories of a life that 'could be/used to be' are carefully constructed to compensate for the monotony and routineness of life within the bubble. For instance, i am now almost convinced that i actually lived in Madrid for a fair bit of time. I was tall and hot and erm.... a vagabond of some sort who carried along the speedy spirit of 'Gonzales' and poetic words of 'Neruda'... and oooh ooh .. i could also play a mean 'Bamboleo' and 'Baila' :P

and then the bubble happened again ;( and i became a Dubai boy.
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sympathy - most welcome ;P

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  1. Aiii Papi! Arrrr…

  2. I’m crying, laughing, and swooning at the same time! “hello mister hombre, take my number call me”

  3. pack your bags.. girls
    the doctor just prescribed me a trip to Espana !! … and y’all are coming with me!

    Ándale! Ándale! Arriba! Arriba!

  4. Usted está tan caliente!!

    “hello mister hombre, take me! take me!”

    Oh god, my sides hurt from laughing.

  5. mui caliente, that perm looks HOT!

  6. Holy buckets dude… Can we frame this and send it to you on your inevitable wedding day? It’ll be from me, Wolfe and Curry.. what say?:)

  7. neha .. yeass… the frizy is quite termpermental … comes and goes — much like my spanish+moroccan+dutch+arabic+chinese accents :P

    Paresh … dude !
    you are not .. i repeat NOT gonna do anything of the sort. :P
    However… i wouldnt say no to an all paid two day honeymoon opportunity at the hilton maldives resort on the spa rangali islands. :P :P :P

  8. The maldives? You mean what’s left of them post-tsunami?

    Come on dude. you oughta know better. St. Vincent is where it’s at dawg.

    Your fro just beat out my ponytail @ college/early life level hair experimentation.

    all you need is a little comb to stick in there and voila.. insto ghetto boy…

  9. i believe the hilton survived .. i mean they are still taking reservations for december. :)

    hehe.. and dude… just checking .. but you do realize that all that is photo-retouching. Reality is, i am only 5′5″ and losing hair :( boohoo :(

  10. He’s still hot.
    *diving back under desk*

  11. who cares, raju, tom cruise is only like 4′4″ and look how far HE’S come!

  12. i know the feeling. i hate living in dxb now.

  13. oh well…. one day .. some day .. sonia ! :)

  14. Not bad.. all i wanna say is that if you can do that to a pic of urself,, what you could make some chick look like.. hmmmm… grrr.. :P

  15. hmm… where do i begin !?
    *snigger*

  16. seeing this again definitely made me smile!!

    really needed that today!

    hahahaha…


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