Captains b)log…

It is now fiftyfour minutes past five post meiridem. My brain seems to have spaced out.

All engines went down at seven minutes to eleven ante meridiem a few days ago .. its hard to tell whether anyone else on board is in a concious state of mind. Fits of paranoia and stench of boredom fill the cabin periodically forcing us to depressurize out corporate spacecraft every twenty minutes.

All crew members continue to suffer from extreme exhaustion. Both intergallactic destinations – ‘Home’ and ‘Weekend’ seem lightyears away.

Hope we are all able to make it there alive!

This is cap’n wtf! …signing out.