HAPPY??? NEW YEAR
Sunday December 31st 2006, 5:57 am . Filed under: Rantings

Ok .. So im too lazy to send out personal emails to each and everyone of you wishing you luck and prosperity in the year 2007. Plus, i figure that the only reason why you are here in the first place is because in the past 26 years at some point in time we either met or in the past 5 years or so i scribbled down this address for you on a rag piece of paper, the back of someone else’s business card or a café napkin that had probably been used to wipe the sweaty brows of a disgruntled waiter prior to our rendezvous.

So Wakeup … Its just another day and just another year !!! The future really just depends on where you are right now. While some of you are counting another year closer to a fatter paycheck, the rest of you are reminiscing another year away from a broken heart. Its all relative.

Its just the same thing over and over again – year after year. Drink Hangover Traffic Work Vacation Repeat. It’s really all repetitive (perhaps with the exceptional yet ephemerally ecstatic moments of finding a new partner, getting married and giving birth)

This thing we call the future is not really as glamorous as we make it seem. Some of you are making fun of people losing hair. But watch out for your sagging tits, loose skin under the arms, bags under the eye and wrinkles on the neck. Its not the crack in the mirror – its you and its all real.

IM KIDDING !!!! NONE OF WHAT I SAID IS TRUE! – HAPPY NEW YEAR !!! :P HOPE YOU HAVE A FABULOUS YEAR AHEAD !


  • Rutul

    Amen!